Earthlings, we see your obsession with shoes. All kinds of shoes. We viewed your reruns of the TV show Sex and the City. The main character, Carrie, is obsessed about buying shoes. She would rather buy a new pair of shoes than eat.
We see human teens and young adults spend money on basketball shoes that are so expensive it makes us scratch our heads. Why do these shoes cost so much?
I do not understand the Earthling concept of fashion. We do not wear clothing on our planet, and no shoes, tattoos, hats or jewelry. Fashion is illogical to me. My wife Meera and my son Zorkey have gotten the hang of it much better than I have.
From what I understand, fashionable "stuff" makes humans more attractive to the opposite sex. You purchase clothing, cars and shoes. I have been told these things makes you look "cool." Once again, this is all illogical. The easiest, quickest