We do not understand why Earthlings use so much paper when they go to the restroom. On our planet, we don't use paper because we have suction machines that take care of that personal business.
Toilet paper is not cheap these days, so please be frugal when using it. A six roll of paper can cost around $10 dollars. You could get cheap toilet paper but we do not recommend it.
We went the cheap toilet paper route in our first month on Planet Earth, but it just did not work out from a logistics standpoint. We ended up using more of the cheap toilet paper due to its poor quality and having to wash our hands more thoroughly after the personal act was completed.
If you are not careful with the wiping of your Earthling rear bottom, you could be throwing money down the toilet. In addition, you will be much more green like us because less paper used saves more trees on Planet Earth.
While you are at it flush less often to save you water bill. A good rule is: If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.
So, when you have to use the toilet paper, try using it fudiciously.
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