Earthlings, come to your senses. Trade in your SUVs to save money during your recession. Trade your super-sized, gasoline drinking, pollution-distributing SUV for a higher mileage transportation device you call automobile. The price of your black gold, you call oil, is not going to go down anytime soon. Please do not believe anyone who says you are going to see lower prices at the pump.
We understand that there is a heated campaign for who will be you next leader in America. Those politicians are promising energy independence and lower gas prices. This is a great Earthling fantasy.
American earthlings can only achieve energy independence if
1. American politicians get their heads out their Earthling behinds.
2. Congress makes an all-out, massive scale effort to deploy solar, geothermal, wind, biofuel and hydrogen technologies.
This is so simple an alien can see it. Gas will be over $4 per gallon by summer.
In the meantime, Earthlings, become efficient if you want to get through the recession with easy. There is no shortcut
to energy nirvana quicker than become energy efficient with transportation devices and with dwellings and buildings.
Hybrid automobiles are a good way to go to save money. There are also regular automobiles with good gas mileage.
We adore the Mini Cooper. It is a very cool transportation device for Earthlings.
Do the sixth grade math, Earthlings. If you drive 50 miles per day, that is 1,500 per month. If your SUV averages, 12 miles per gallon, you spend $375 per month at $3.00 per gallon.
If you trade in the SUV, and purchase a car like Mini Cooper (standard), which averages 37 MPG Hwy, 28 MPG City, with an average of 32 miles per gallon, you will spend $140 per month.
You will save $235 per month or $2,820 per year if you drive Mini Cooper instead of Escalade. That's a lot of Earthling green bucks Earthlings.
If it was possible for you to drive in a Mini Cooper from Earth to Moon, it would only take you 489 tanks (13.2 gallon capacity) to travel over a distance of 239,000 miles. Isn't that cool?
Now, many of you Earthlings say you "need" to have a large vehicle.
What we have observed in reality is that most American Earthlings drive
those SUVs around alone. We estimate that at least 50% of the time, you
are in your SUV alone. Don't lie to us Earthlings. We've see you
driving alone in your gas guzzling SUVs while flying around in our
space ship. Earthlings, we know who you are. 
Earthling, you better do the right thing. Trade in your SUV for a Mini.
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