Earthlings, as we fly our saucy saucer over your houses at night, we see many lights turned on for no reason at all. We see the waste of electricity all over the 
world. We beam lights at your homes to make you fully aware of this, but we guess we have a communication problem.
If you want to save electricity, you have to be light conscious. You also need to be money, energy and recession conscious during the recession.
Save money by simply turning off lights as you exit a room for more than five minutes. Can this be any easier?
There was a time in Earthling history when you did not have electricity. It was not really that long ago
if you look at the time line of Earth's history. Most homes did not have electricity until around 100 years ago. Earthlings made do with what they had. Candles were the choice of usage at night.
Fun, money saving tip: Use candles instead of electricity in your home one night a week. If you have an Earthling mate, make a romantic night of it. You could even play hide and seek, and whoever ends up finding the other could be the leader during your romantic interlude in the dark.
Turn off the lights and you just might have more sex. What else is there to do? And more sex leads to cheaper entertainment (only if you use protection), and saving lots of money during recession.
Turn off the lights and grow closer to your mate. You can lean more about each other, because you will
not be distracted.
Earthlings, trust us. We turned off the lights once a week and our our love lives are stellar.
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