Earthlings, unpaid bills can become a fun game. If you are down and out, lost your job, do not have money even to buy a cup of Starbucks coffee, your home is about to get foreclosed and bill collectors call every hour on the hour, then you have to add humor to your recession life. Look at the world in an alien way.
Earthlings, do not get stressed out over bills. Think of bills as a fun reminder not to 
spend like there is no tomorrow. We have seen some Earthlings make fun of their financial troubles. The bills they can not pay, they toss them in a drawer so that they do not get depressed.
Tossing bills in a drawer should be your last resort. Also, Earthlings walking away from foreclosed homes is a last resort. You have to do simple math. If your bills are higher than your income, you have to choose wisely what bills to pay and what bills to delay or try to renegotiate.
Obviously food, electricity, and house payments are top priorities. New clothing, magazine subscriptions, unsecured credit cards, gym memberships are not. Earthlings, use common sense. Your credit score will
lower during recession and you will just have to accept that fact unless you are lucky and win the lotto. Think survival.
Earthlings, writing this article is making us depressed for you. We care about you no matter what lies UFO hunters spread about us aliens. On our planet, there is no such thing as bills, money, liabilities or obligations. This is one reason why our alien race lives so long. Our race has evolved beyond the human concepts of greed, war, and hate. But we must admit, we hate bills on planet Earth. Once you pay them off, be sure you never accumulate them again.
Bills add stress, and cut years from your life.
This is why we are so intent on providing all these recession tips. We
want you to learn from us. Now, go out there and play some BILL BASKETBALL. It is March Madness.
Recycle your bills once you survive the recession and repay your obligation because we want you to be green like us.
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