Earthlings, do not throw away your leftovers. As we fly around at night in our saucy saucer, we see many Earthlings throw away left over food after eating dinner. We do not understand this human custom. We have pondered many nights, late into the night, why humans do not take their leftovers and make a meal from them.
When preparing leftovers it is important to give it a good presentation. We observed one Earthling woman, many years of age, who can make a five-star meal from leftovers. However most humans seem to have something inside their brains which does not like to accept leftovers.
Earthlings need to think of leftovers differently. Do you remember when used cars used to be called "Used Cars"? Sales humans got smart and started calling them "Pre-Owned Cars." It made a universe of difference in the way "Used Cars" were perceived in the human brain.
Earthlings, we have a new name for leftovers: Love Food
The Earthling making the food can reheat the Love Food, present it in a nice bowl and make other humans believe it is newly-cooked and that the cook slaved over the stove, cooking
all day. Love Food, not Leftovers. This is a much better way to take care of food from previous meals.
Many foods actually tastes better the next day or served cold. Let
us give you an example, Earthlings. Once night we were watching that
beautiful, handsome Earthlings called David Beckham and Posh Spice, and
we ordered ten pizza boxes. We consumed eight of them but could not eat
the remainder. The next night, Meera served the Love Food (remember
it's not Leftovers) to us and it tasted even more delicious. Cold
chicken is good, and lasagna tastes best reheated.
Love Food allows the mate who prepares the meal to take a break from cooking. That partner can simply reheat a meal from a previous day, and he or she will not be as tired. This leads to more time for making love. And making love leads to cheap entertainment, which leads to saving money during the economic recession.
Love Food works. We have consumed cold pizza from the night before with red wine and our tummy and our highly evolved brains thought it was very yummy. Another thing you can do is collect all the Love Food from the last five days and make a big feast. Do not forget to present it well because Earthlings love a nice presentation.
Zork's Favorite Sites for Love Food Recipes:
Grill Once a Week and Eat all Week
Best Turkey Leftovers on the Planet
Consuming Love Food saves you money and makes you green like us. You will use less energy in your home preparing food, and use less gasoline to drive to the grocery stores.
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