UFO Recession Tip 56 - Do Your Own Drycleaning and Ironing

Earthlings, we want to inform you of a very serious matter: Meera and I hate to do washing and ironing. We are extremely intelligent aliens but we have not figured out how a shirt fits over the iron board so that we can iron it more effectively.

We looked on the Earthling digital highway and found very little instruction on how to become a great dry cleaner and ironing expert.

We believe this is a conspiracy. We know, even though you do not, that dry cleaning and ironing is an activity controlled by the people "at the top" who wish to control people by forcing everyone to take their clothes to cleaners. The reason is because the cleaning lobbyists have

been really good at influencing your Earthling politicians in getting things their way.

This is robbery and mind control. Stop taking your clothing to dry cleaners during the recession. The dry cleaning business is stealing your money during recession.

It is possible to dry clean you own clothing. You are brain-washed to believe many items MUST be taken to a dry cleaners which you can actually wash yourself at home.

Save $30 to $100 a month by doing your own dry cleaning and ironing. If you do not think you can accomplish such a challenging task, we found some ironing and dry cleaning tips to meet your fancy.

Shocking Dry cleaning facts EXPOSED:

Dry cleaning solvents are poison. Rayon, silk, and wool blends may shrink, change colors or lose their shape if washed in water. Dry cleaners wet these items with dangerous chemical solvents instead of water. Home kits  prevent you from being exposed to the solvent, perchlorethylene, used by commercial cleaners. Perchlorethylene may damage human liver, kidneys and brain, and is a contaminant in up to 25 percent of the U.S. water supply. Chemicals in home dry cleaning do not accumulate in the Earth's environment.

Home dry cleaning kits let you launder these delicate garments using your own clothes dryer. With one kit you can clean 16 garments for approximately the same price as professionally dry-cleaning one garment. Head to you local discount store and pick up one of these:

Custom Cleaner (from  Dial)
FreshCare (from Clorox)
Dryel  (from Procter & Gamble)

Ironing Tips: We are still investigating this. Meera and I cannot get the other to do the ironing. I have even offered Meera sexual pleasures if she will iron my shirts, however, she refuses to take me up on my offer.
Please share with us your ironing tips if you have any.