Earthling, we do not understand what the big fuss is about Internet porn. We understand that Earthlings have rules and regulations about age limit. This is understandable. What we do not understand is why Earthlings spend their hard-earned dollars on subscriptions to porn web sites.
Stop all porn subscriptions in order to survive during recession. Many porn sites offer plenty of Earthling pictures and videos for free (ONLY IF YOU ARE 18 OR OLDER) so there is no need to pay.
Yes, we know that you cannot get a free viewing of Paris Hilton in her porn-like escapades but so what? There are plenty of other beautiful Earthlings you can view for free if you absolutely must do it.
Spending money on porn can make you broke. Look to your former governor Eliot Spitzer as an example. He went beyond porn and actually spent over $80,000 on a prostitute. We are sure his wife is very upset because spending so much money during recession makes him a complete DIDIOT!
We do not understand how combining sex and 
computers is sexy. There
are real live humans in 3-D who you can actually touch and have sex
with, walking about your planet. There is no online or virtual sex that
can equal that.
If you sit on your butt staring at online porn, your human butt will grow big. You will acquire a computer
geek gut, which is not a desirable trait in attracting most humans of
the opposite sex. And you will not get the free exercise you get with
actual sex. Actual is better than Virtual.
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