UFO Recession Tip 31 - Air Your Laundry

Why pay for electricity when nature can dry your clothing for free? Earthlings, we read your history books. From what we understand, humans used to air your laundry all the time until some smart alec invented the dryer.

Line drying saves you $156 per year in electricity.

Earthlings, the manual process of putting clothes on a clothes line is not hard. And you can get vitamin D from the sun while you do it. If you have forgotten how or have never done it, we are here to help. Follow these steps:

Step 1: Take your washed clothes from the washer and put them into a clothes basket.

Step 2: Pick up the clothes basket, walk outside to your back yard.

Step 3: Take the clothes pins and pin your clothes on the clothes line.

Step 4: High five yourself for helping save the planet, reducing your electricity costs and saving money. It's that simple, Earthlings.

Please make sure you do not get confused and air your personal dirty laundry on the clothes line such as your secret transgressions.