UFO Recession Tip 35 - Delay Having a Baby

Warning Earthlings. Your planet is over populated. You might think there is plenty of land around you, but what you forget is that every single Earthling needs a certain amount of environment around them to support their Earthly lifestyle.

There are over six billion Earthlings on the planet. Based on our own alien calculations, we think the population growth needs to slow down. Especially during recession.

The quickest way to drain your budget during recession is to have a new Earthling baby. We highly recommend for Earthlings not to plan to have any Earthling babies during recession. The cost of raising a baby right now is high. Unless you are sitting on a huge pile of money, please delay your child planning.

Earthlings, we are not saying you should not have sex. Recession Tip #2 encourages more sex because it is a free, fun and recession-proof form of entertainment. Please, we beg you to do your child planning after the recession. No mistakes are allowed during recession either. Accidental babies are not recommended.

There is no excuse for "Oops, Honey Earthling, I'm pregnant." If you are going to have sex, please make sure you use

condoms or other baby Earthling prevention methods. If you can not use condoms, then you should not have sex.

If you need to be SCARED into not having a baby. Look at the monthly budget:

Formula $105.

Baby Food $60.

Diapers $75.

Child Care $1,000.

Baby Stuff: Car Set, Stroller, Baby Swing, High Chair, Play Pen, Bouncy Seat. At $100 each, these six basic items will cost $600.

Rubber Duckies, Pacifiers, Baby Books, etc: $60.

Doctor Bills: $1,500 a month (if you do not have insurance.)

Baby Booties, Jammies, Clothes, etc. $70 a month.

We are these numbers are making you terrified to even think of having an Earthling baby during the recession. Take it from us: WAIT!