Earthling, you are going to have to get back to doing your own lawn during recession. We do not understand why you do not do them yourself already. Do not look at mowing as a chore. Look at the money you'll save over hiring a lawn service. Look at it as part of your exercise every week. It will make you physically fit and appreciate Mother Nature as well. Get in touch with your own little square of planet Earth.
We estimate that lawn mowing and gardening burns 400 calories per hour, which will make you leaner and fitter, which will enable you to look better and help you attract the opposite sex so you can make more love. Get and even better workout using an old-fangled Push Mower.
Mowing lawn leads to making more love. If you already have a mate, your mate will appreciate you mowing the lawn and most likely reward you for it in bed. I, Zork, have experienced nirvana during love making when Meera has mentioned those dirty words to me: "Thank you for mowing the lawn, honey."
Make your lawn organic.
The other benefit of mowing your own lawn is that you can plan on
making your lawn more organic. Plant indigenous flowers (wildflowers
which already grown in your area and require little maintenance to
survive the local weather) to make your lawn more natural and easy to
manage. Use natural fertilizers and pesticides so you do not poison
your own little square of planet Earth.
Be green, like us, and use an electric or human-powered lawn mower. No matter what, mowing lawns will help you save money because you won't have to hire a lawn service to come to your dwelling, which will save more gas.
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