UFO Recession Tip 73 - Top 10 Blogger Recession Tips to Make Money

Earthling, blogging is a highly enjoyable way to pass the time until we figure out how to fix our saucy saucer for intergalactic travel. We are highly intelligent, super-smart beings and we are one million years more advanced than you... but we do not hold that against you. We love Earthlings! We are happy to help you by offering tips on how to survive your economic recession.

We are marooned on this beautiful planet thanks to Bubba from Stephenville, Texas shooting us down. Do not be frightened of us. We only want to help you not be a Didiot. Blogging is the most efficient way for us to communicate with as many humans as possible.  We also offer green tips on how to save you planet from Earthlings.

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Competition is stiff. There are over 112 million blogs listed on Technorati at the end of 2007!    We see you and we know that not every blogger is making money.

Google makes hordes of money from bloggers using Adsense. In order to set the injustice straight, we offer 10 Blogger Recession Tips to Make Money.

Blogger Money-Making Scheme 1 - Bill Collector: As you build your blogging empire, working day and night, consider supplementing your income by simultaneously working part time job as a bill collector. The bill collection industry is going gang busters because there are so many good humans behind with their bills.

If you are one of the millions of bloggers, you may be behind on your bills and have bill collectors calling you, demanding money. If you can't beat them, join them. You can be on the phone collecting and write your blog at the same time. Multi-task, my dear Earthling.

Blogger Money-Making Scheme 2 - Baby Sitter: It is easy to blog while babysitting young humans. Blog while they nap, teach the kids to drop EntreCards for you. You can blog about baby sitting while you blog. One full circle of blogging.

Blogger Money-Making Scheme 3 - Dog Sitter and/or Dog Walker: You can double the money by taking care of animals such as dogs as you babysit and blog. The kids can help with the pets. Take pictures of the pets and blog about them. We particularly love Holy Cuteness web site. Please visit it for some cute entertainment.

Blogger Tip Many Making Scheme 4 - Telemarketer: Not tough enough to be a bill collector, or hate brow-beating other humans, then be a telemarketer. Write your blog while selling some useless product  over the phone.  Maximize your money making potential while telemarketing, by blogging about your telemarketing experiences.
Blogger Tip Many Making Scheme 5 - Lawn Mower Service. Even during recession, lawns must be mowed. Mow lawns to subsidize your blogging business.

Differentiate yourself: Be green like us and use green technology aka a hand powered lawnmower. This will also reduce "blogger belly." Blog about lawn mowing and green technology. Perhaps we will highlight your green business on the ItsthePlanetDidiot.com or ZorkPlanet.com.

Blogger Money-Making Scheme 6 - Customer Service.  Another perfect opportunity to make money as you blog. You must be able to speak English. There are lots of companies on Earth outsourcing their customer support to home based workers. Why not you?

Blogger Money-Making Scheme 7 - Be a Green Maid. With all the harmful chemicals being used in homes, offer to clean homes with green-based products only. And blog about it. Make sure you do not fall in love with someone else's mate while cleaning. This could be hazardous to your cleaning career, although it might make a good soap opera blog.

Blogger Money-Making Scheme 8 - Be a Commodities Broker: While building your billion dollar blogging empire, why not become a commodities broker? You can try to sell diesel, gas, crude oil, scrap metal and iron ore. We do not recommend selling gold bullion, copper, currency or other financial instruments because they are extremely difficult to find, no matter what some schmuck commodities broker promises over the phone. 

In order to be successful, all you have to do is know someone who knows someone, who knows someone, who knows someone who might know someone who is a cousin of some high government official who can get you the allocations for these types of commodities. If you are successful in the commodities business, you can write a blog called "How I made my Gazillions" and let the other blogs go to pasture. The good news about commodity brokering is that you can talk and blog at the same time.

Blogger Money-Making Scheme 9 - Collect Aluminum Cans: Over 200,000 people in Brazil make a living collecting cans. Why not you? With aluminum cans now at 1.5 cents each, you can supplement your Google ad clicks by picking up aluminum cans while you talk on the phone as a bill collector/customer service rep/commodities broker. Get the kids you are babysitting to help. Look around the neighborhood for things to blog about. Blog about recycling and maybe we will feature you on ItsthePlanetDidiot.com.

Blogger Money-Making Scheme 10 - Blog about Blogging: If all else fails, one nearly surefire way of making money is to blog about blogging. We have not done the statistics, but at least 20% of the blogs on your digital superhighway are about blogging about blogging. Now, that you are working on supplementing your blogging income with other activities until your blogging empire is successful, we think it is logical that you are experienced enough to blog about blogging, despite the fact that you need some other job to keep your blogging subscription valid. Earthlings, do not let this last tip pass you by. Blog about blogging is the last and best thing you can do.

Comments

[UFO Master]

Blogging about blogging! Doh! Why didn't I think of that..?

[David Regler]

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[lydia]

Hm.. I've been wanting to mow lawns with a push-rotary mower thing for a while, but my parents do not wish to purchase the unit for $120 or so..

[Kudzu Fire]

blog blog blog

[Jarkko]

We blogging earthlings are so introvert that we have nothing better to do than blog about blogging in our blogs. Look at those cool musical earthlings if you need a contrast. They sing songs about, not singing, but love. That should blow any aliens brain (or similar functioning organ).

[Thatsblog]

Thanks for your submission to the fifth edition of the Blog Carnival: Blogging. Your post has been accepted and its live: http://thatsblog.com/?p=62

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[BlogMeTheMoney]

Thank you for your submission to the Weekend Quick Picks at Blog Me The Money