UFO Recession Tip 80 - Yoga for Entertainment

Earthling, there is something you can do to be thoroughly entertained for free. This is something you can do at home, work, the park or anywhere you like. You can do it alone, with others, or just to entertain others.

Looking back at our previous entertainment tips (Activities to Enjoy with Your Kids, Read Books for Free, Turn off Lights and Have Fun, Play in the Park for Free, Play a Low Cost Sport, and others), we have suggested many cheap forms of entertainment that do not require cash.

We now introduce yoga to you. Some Earthlings may say that yoga is for sissies (we do not know what 'sissy' means so we will disregard the comment), but try it just once and you will realize why many people swear by it. Actually many people swear about yoga because it is a truly difficult workout. If you try it, you will be yoga hooked.

We have never seen a body get into shape as fast as when doing yoga, except when playing futebol (soccer). It helps your human body have flexibility, strength, balance and relaxation. Can you imagine a better workout? We do not think so. And yoga is a workout you can do to your own level. It can be as challenging as you like.

There are all types of yoga:

Yoga for relaxation, weight loss, morning, and evening
Yoga for beginners, seniors, and pregnancy
Power Yoga
Wii Yoga
Hatha Yoga, named for the 'ha' sound you make
Bikram Yoga, practiced in hot rooms
Ashtanga, Iyengar and many others you can check out at yoga.about.com.

And last and not least....Drauk Yoga, named after my brother-in-law. This yoga is practiced in bedroom dwellings

with alien-like contortions. (Drauk has filed for multiple patents to the unhappy approval of my wife Meera.) 

Drauk is nuts about yoga. He loves going to yoga classes not just for exercise but to meet Earthling girls. Meera is not happy about it because according to intergalactic law and species treaties, we are not allowed to marry Earthlings since our vessels and brains are one million years more advanced than human bodies and brains. We are not to interfere with the advancement of your species.

Human, yoga for entertainment as well as your health. You can do it in the confines of your own dwelling. If you are stressed due to bills piling up, bill collectors calling every five minutes, and your boss demanding longer work hours to compensate for laid off workers, the next best thing to do, besides having sexual pleasure, is the yoga experience.

If you do not like to yoga alone, find a yoga friend or ask your mate to yoga with you. From what we have learned so far about yoga, this could be a great warm up for having fun later with your honey.

When you do yoga, your mind, body and spirit are one. Try it with your mate. Meera and I yoga'd and it was an experience of intergalactic proportions. You do not have to yoga to tranquility music. We did yoga all night long while playing the AC/DC song “You shook me All Night Long.” It was quite an experience.

Yoga can be done for life. You can have weekly yoga parties at your dwelling as well. Earthling, you can also use yoga lines to pick up Earthling chicks. You can say "What is your favorite position?" of "Do you enjoy down-dog?" It worked for Drauk until Meera stepped in to have a one-on-one chat with her brother about his Earthly behavior.

Yoga with your honey is the ultimate experience and the good news is it does not require honey. Since calling your loved Earthling 'honey' does not make any logical sense, I decided to call Meera 'Yogy' to express my affection in doing Yoga for entertainment, exercise, relaxation, better sex and health.

Comments

[Rick Vaughn]

Interesting site you have here. Not sure if I'm into the yoga but your right it is free, and probably entertaining to watch myself do.

[Adier Barrin]

Do you know Yoga Yoga?

[Linda]

Hey Zork! where ya been hiding? Been missin ya on blogosphere. Take a vacation to get off of this planet and all of its turmoil? Anyway, glad you came back!

[Su]

Nice post!
-Su
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