Here is a quick rundown of the TOP 10 things American Earthlings can do to save money during this RECESSION. We are working as hard as we can to bring you more tips daily.
1. WALK it out
2. SEX: The best free entertainment
3. Go ride a BIKE
4. Drink TAP WATER, DIDIOT!
5. Cut your own HAIR or let it GROW
6. Find a 2ND JOB (if you are lucky enough to have a 1st!)
7. Do you own NAILS
8. Cut up those CREDIT CARDS
9. Take a SACK LUNCH to work
10. Become a BROWN-NOSER and hang onto your job at all costs!
Further RECESSION SURVIVAL TIPS below. We hope we are able to help you American Homo sapiens.
We have only been on Earth a short time! You may have heard of our landing in Stephenville, Texas. PLEASE add advice and comments to our beautiful website and help your fellow Earthlings through this recession!
This is great! I like your site, it not only helps but it also has a humorous take to it in some parts. I hope stuff like this make people take the recession a little more lightly and realize we could all survive this. If our older relatives survived the Great Depression, we could survive a mere recession.
Posted by: Imee | May 12, 2009 at 12:09 AM
Funny and useful information, alway looking to save money and the planet. Thanks.
Posted by: Carrie | March 13, 2008 at 11:18 PM
That was an interesting and informative website.
http://www.hosurlive.com
Posted by: pavithra | February 26, 2008 at 09:10 PM