The cheapest and best entertainment on the planet is sex. Nothing can compete. If you have a spousal unit or have a boyfriend or girlfriend, and cannot figure out what to do on a Friday night because you are tight on money, you should plan to have sex.
Sex is good for the budget during a recession. It is more interactive than video games, more entertaining than going to a theater and dinner, highly physical (so you can burn calories
instead of going to a restaurant to add more calories), it feels good, yeah, baby, feels really good.
But remember, Earthlings, if you have to chase it or pay for it, it is not going to be cheap. During a recession, stay monogamous, or find yourself someone that you can fall in love with cheaply. Look for the significant other in thrift stores, used book stores, Sam's grocery store or church.
SEX ROCKS. It will help you SLEEP BETTER and REDUCE STRESS from all those credit card bills and bill collectors. It will make you HAPPY during these recession times. And yes, it is green (like us)!
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