We understand your human hair stylist might double as a therapist and you believe that it is saving you money. However, take our advice. We do not have hair and have never needed a hair stylist. Fire both your hair dresser and your therapist and save a lot of money during the recession.
Cut your own head hair, grow it long, or get a friend to cut your hair. Use your calculator - at $50 a month and up, or $150 and up for cut and color - you will really help your budget.
At the very least, you can find a cheaper hair dresser during this recession - depression.
Also, if you can, get a buzz cut. This will enable you to dry your hair instantly (which will save energy because blow dryers are not energy efficient), use less shampoo (which will save you money), and hopefully give you that David Beckham look, if you are a male Earthling. The Beckham look will allow you to have more SEX because female Earthlings find this look attractive, and sex is exercise which allows you to stop your gym membership and save more money.
If you do not know who David Beckham is, then you are not of this galaxy.
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