We feel for you Earthlings. Your transportation technology is so backwards. We had to go back a million years into our information machines to find out how to drive and keep your transportation machines, you call automobiles, tuned.
If you want to save money during the American recession, it is not hard for any Earthling to learn to change the oil or air filter. You will save at least 50% of the money spent at a garage or one of the oil change chains. Yes, you might get your hands dirty but it sure beats being broke.
If you are not able to change oil for whatever Earthling reason, then make sure you find a mate who is capable of fixing automobiles. You can offer to have more sex with your loved one if they change
the oil or air filter for your automobile. From what we have seen, this is a very fair trade off with your mate. If your mate is not interested in being rewarded with more sex, then maybe you can offer to make them a cake or cook them dinner.
Do not offer sex to mechanics at the oil change places. We understand those activities are not legal in most parts of the world.
Keep your automobile in good running order to keep gas mileage down. Make sure that you change the oil frequently, air filter, transmission fluid. If not, these can become very costly during recession.
Tire pressure is the most important thing to watch on your car. Low pressure can adversely affect your mileage. The good news is you don't have to offer sex to your loved one or anyone else in particular to get your tires pumped up with air, because it is an extremely simple process. Even we were able to figure this out Earthlings, and we are not even from this planet.
Keeping your car tuned up keeps you from wasting gas and makes you green like us.
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