Earthlings, we see your obsession with shoes. All kinds of shoes. We viewed your reruns of the TV show Sex and the City. The main character, Carrie, is obsessed about buying shoes. She would rather buy a new pair of shoes than eat.
We see human teens and young adults spend money on basketball shoes that are so expensive it makes us scratch our heads. Why do these shoes cost so much?
I do not understand the Earthling concept of fashion. We do not wear clothing on our planet, and no shoes, tattoos, hats or jewelry. Fashion is illogical to me. My wife Meera and my son Zorkey have gotten the hang of it much better than I have.
From what I understand, fashionable "stuff" makes humans more attractive to the opposite sex. You purchase clothing, cars and shoes. I have been told these things makes you look "cool." Once again, this is all illogical. The easiest, quickest
and cheapest way to be cool is to pour an ice bucket over your head.
Humans tell me they are not allowed to walk or run barefoot at work nor in restaurants nor dance clubs. However, there is one area of big opportunity to go barefoot without offending anyone.
When you run for exercise, run barefoot. Save your expensive sports shoes for those cool fashion moments instead of tearing them down while running in the park or concrete.
It has been proven medically that running barefoot on grass is much better for you than running on the streets.
Our son Zorkey is obsessed about your great Earthling game of
futebol (soccer), but instead of ruining his cool futebol cleats, he
plays and practices in his bare, green feet.
We are all born barefoot. Running barefoot is natural, Earthlings. Many great futebol players learned to play barefoot on the beautiful beaches of Rio.
Even your mammoth sports company Nike has designed running shoes that feel like your are running barefoot.
Now, why would a huge sports company do this unless they knew the
"running barefoot" secret? One of the track and field athletic colleges
has their athletes improve their performance by training barefoot and
as a result Nike helped design the barefoot shoe. Nike Free 5.0 "Like Running Barefoot"
Follow my logic. If you do not have the money to buy the Nike Free 5.0, simply go out there on the field and run barefoot. Save the shoes for the special moments. And if you want to get really fit, save your money and not be bored while running, then run while kicking a futebol. This really gets your human heart pumping.
Let your toes be wild and free. Even in your movie Die Hard,
the actor, Bruce Willis, gets rid of his jet lag by taking off his
shoes and running his toes across a carpet. We have known this secret
for million of years, This is how we get rid of our rocket lag when we
fly on our intergalactic travels.
Be frugal and green: run barefoot. It works. You will feel better. Make sure you run on grass not concrete.
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