Earthlings, we are here. It was not by design or intent. We were zipping through space, on our way to a wedding in a distant quadrant of the galaxy, when my lovely wife Meera decided to show our son Zorkey the planet Earth close up.
Close up it was! While
hovering above Texas trying to spot a longhorn steer, we happened to be
shot down by what your Earthlings call a "Bubba." We do not know how
Bubba succeeded, but he did. Fortunately, we are able to land safely on
the outskirts of Stephenville.
Bubba shot our energy fuselage. And so we are stranded on planet Earth until Meera and I figure out how to extract fuel from your Earthly elements. We were lucky enough to hide our saucy saucer and integrate ourselves into your Earthling culture.
Here are a few things for you to know about us. Our species is one million years more advanced than you Homo sapiens. We have developed, over the millennium, the capability of communicating via brain waves. Our strength is 10 times higher than the average Earthling, and our legs and arms can elongate to different lengths. Homo sapiens, our brains are so advanced that we can create objects on top of our brains. This is similar to your virtual reality models.
This is us arriving.They caught us on CNN!
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Julia
Posted by: Julia H | June 25, 2009 at 12:47 PM
Hey--I'm one of those earthlings who's suffering through this recession. I got laid off back in October. I think you'll appreciate my blog about being laid off and unemployed. It's called Jobless and Less. Here's the link...
http://www.joblessandless.com/
Posted by: Norm | February 25, 2009 at 10:03 PM