It's the Recession, Didiot!

UFO Recession Tip 55 - Collect Aluminum Cans for Cash

Earthlings, there is no better way to be green and make money than by collecting aluminum cans.  We are amazed how DIDIOT some humans are by throwing away their cans instead of recycling.

Unless you are from another planet, you have seen the incredible rise in the price of commodities such as oil, gold, iron, steel and our favorite, aluminum.

Earthlings, do not be ashamed to go out and collect cans for money during recession. If you are self-conscious, wear a T-shirt with the name of some environmentally-friendly organization so they think you are working to save the planet. Do not worry. We will not tell anyone that you are really trying to save your Earthling behind by collecting aluminum cans and reselling them.

If you have a family, make a game out of collecting cans. This can be entertainment that makes money rather than costing money. Collecting cans also allows

UFO Recession Tip 42 - Save Money by Making Your Kids Toys

Earthlings, there was a time not far long ago, where your children played with wooden toys. They were happy. They were able to use their imaginations with such simple toys. Especially blocks. We do not understand why this is not the case anymore. What we see today is plastic toys, painted possibly with lead based paint from China.

You can save money and have fun making wooden toys. You could bond with your child by making toys together. These toys will be more special to your child than store-bought toys.

When Drauk was young, thousands of years ago (We live a very long time, otherwise we could not travel through space through long distances), his father made wooden toys for him. That fun experience led Drauk to become a scientist. As a result of being a scientist, Drauk now travels the galaxy. Our visit here, to planet Earth, is a result of his father making