Zork Says: Have a Green and Frugal New Year
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The Zork Revolution to Help Save Planet Earth
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO SMART EARTHLINGS
May 6, 2008
Los Angeles, California
The Zork Revolution, created by Zork Brauk, an alien who was shot down at Stephenville, Texas, is a green movement to get 1 million people to promise to make 10 simple changes in their daily lives that will make a big difference on planet Earth.
After being on the planet for a very short time, Zork says, "I do not understand why some Earthlings destroy this beautiful planet. It is not logical."
Zork said he wants Earthlings to be green like him and his family, Meera (wife), Zorkey (son), and Drauk (brother-in-law), who are stranded with him on Earth.
"I am amazed how many Didiot Earthlings continue to destroy this planet. I invite all Earthlings to join the Zork Revolution at ZorkPlanet:The VIP Intergalactic Lounge. They must promise to honor the Zork Pledge to be green by making 10 simple changes in their daily lives to save the Planet," said Zork.
"From a mathematical perspective, 1 million Earthlings out of 6 billion plus Earthlings is only 1.6% percent of the Earth's population. We have the power to make
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Take the Zork Pledge to make 5 simple changes in your daily life to help save the planet Earth and join our green social site. It takes only 3 minutes.
Click to join us! Each one of us has the intergalactic power to make a difference, so imagine what will happen if 1 MILLION Earthlings make the Zork Pledge!
The ZORK PLEDGE:
1. Use less water.
(how?)2. Ride a bike, walk or carpool once a week. (why?)
3. Adjust your thermostat.(more)
4. Unplug and turn off. (why?)
5. Get 10 humans to join us. (more)
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One good place to find ideas: a blog called "It's the Recession, Didiot." Here you will find green ideas, cheap ideas and ideas on how to have fun for less.
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